Card - You've Been a Total Shit
Let's be honest, most kids are little shits and it's a miracle they get any presents at Christmas. Here's the perfect card for them - if they're okay with swear words - or for their long suffering parents. Probably a better option :-)
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of Santa sitting in a lounge with three children. He is saying You've been good. You've been good. And you've been a total shit.
- Card dimensions: 126x178mm
- Blank inside