PARSLEY, SAGE, ROSEMARY AND FUCK OFF APRON & OVEN MITT
APRON: Herbs are so great because they're easy to grow, they pack a punch, and they don't talk back. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.
OVEN MITT: (I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.