Card - Here's That New Dildo You Wanted For Christmas
Dean Morris

Card - Here's That New Dildo You Wanted For Christmas

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"No Aunty Margery those are not skis I have given her". Your loved ones will be delighted to receive this new card advertising that you know they've not grown out of receiving toys at Christmas. This card works better when accompanying a large generic-looking box.

A Christmas card with a picture of a young woman carrying a very large red Christmas present. She is saying Here's that new dildo you wanted for Christmas.
  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Blank inside