The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

We Will Wash You Hand Soap

$11.50

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Here’s a soap for all the champions! Gets you fresh for when The Show Must Go On – keeps you fresh when you travel at the speed of light. Who will scrub you the right way? We will. We Will Wash You.

Almond, cocoa butter scented

Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps!

Ponder.
Rinse.
Repeat.

Net Wt 56g

Not tested on animals

Made in the USA.